chrisk
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- Brisbane, Australia
Well Chris after extensive research I now am fully briefed on who Mr Morrison is and familiar with his covid response and agree with you that he seems to have left himself somewhat open to criticism.Perry, once you've got it nutted out, please send Scott Morrison an email explaining things to him.
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Pleez ikspline.Perry, once you've got it nutted out, please send Scott Morrison an email explaining things to him.
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I think it's time I called a florist!
Framed and straight to the poolroom
I must be getting old - i simply don't get this one.Old one.
Coppers pull over speeding motorist. " Sorry officer I was desperately looking for a shithouse ".
" Well you've found one ,now what's your name ? "
It may be you're too young. The shithouse the motorist was looking for is a public toilet. The term shithouse is also used as an alternative to dickhead or wanker etc.I must be getting old - i simply don't get this one.
Ah, lost in translation - shithouse in Oz is also a dunny (toilet) but its other meaning is 'awful', 'unpleasant' or 'of poor quality' - 'I'm feeling shithouse', 'that's a shithouse SFC'. A dickhead or wanker is more like a 'shithead'.It may be you're too young. The shithouse the motorist was looking for is a public toilet. The term shithouse is also used as an alternative to dickhead or wanker etc.
There, if the joke was struggling before I think that's killed it stone dead. Will try
harder.
Yep, all relevant and used in Oz. Just not the 'wanker', 'idiot' version - which is why i didn't get the joke.Shithouse in English can mean : somewhere to shit ( outbuilding), an unpleasant person ( a right shithouse..) or can also mean someone ( male ) who is exceptionally heavily built ( like a brick shithouse) or any house built by Bovis, Wimpy or Persimmon.
Here it can also be a technical term - or judgement.Shithouse in English can mean : somewhere to shit ( outbuilding), an unpleasant person ( a right shithouse..) or can also mean someone ( male ) who is exceptionally heavily built ( like a brick shithouse) or any house built by Bovis, Wimpy or Persimmon.
Especially if the guy is a shitheadHere it can also be a technical term - or judgement.
Me - Chief scrutineer - looking at a sidecar outfit "That's a bit shithouse"
Owner/builder "Well, yeah, you reckon ?"
Me "I'm not passing that"
Then it becomes a shitfight..
At that point I walk away telling him his meeting is over and I couldn't give a shit.Especially if the guy is a shithead