This weeks joke

[chrisk]

Ok, a couple for the science / maths funsters ..............

I admit…. Climbing out the classroom window in maths and science didn’t pay off. I don’t understand

 

[The Sock]

Can you sign on to the Weight Watchers website without accepting cookies?

 

[sfc1000uk]

Last night I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean of orange fizzy pop, but it took me a while to realise it was just a Fanta sea

 

[Perry]

Golfer " You are the worst caddy in the world "
Caddy "No,no that would be just too much of a coincidence".

 

[Sir Sidney Ruffdiamond]

I admit…. Climbing out the classroom window in maths and science didn’t pay off. I don’t understand

I have done this and failed o level Maths Quelle surprise

 

[chrisk]

Last night I dreamt I was eating a giant marshmallow, I woke up to find I was missing a pillow.

 

[The Sock]

Last night I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean of orange fizzy pop, but it took me a while to realise it was just a Fanta sea

Not the real life, then?

 

[Dellortoman]

I admit…. Climbing out the classroom window in maths and science didn’t pay off. I don’t understand

OK. How about this ...

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were traveling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black."
"Hmm," says the physicist, "You mean that some Scottish sheep are black."
"No," says the mathematician, "All we know is that there is at least one sheep in Scotland, and that at least one side of that one sheep is black!"

 

[Andy]

Once there was a constipated mathematician… who decided to work it out with a pencil

 

[Love..rda]

At a numbers party the pi asks to exponential: how come you are so sad?
And the exp:
I never integrate....

 

[chrisk]

Not the real life, then?

Fuck me, I thought this was the Getting Old thread.
Sadly, that makes me a pillow biter

 

[Mozz]

Made me laugh

 

[Shajota]

Kids nowadays.....................

 

[Legs]

Not making any political comment, it's just bloody funny.

 

[chrisk]

Hang on a tick, he isn't an English Sheriff, he is a Scott.

 

[Legs]

The squire from the shire

 

[Yogi]

….more like the Sh*t from the Parliamentary Pit - not that I’m making any political comment…

 

[Perry]

Sorry, but who is he ?

 

[Dellortoman]

Scott Morrison. Australian Prime Minister.

 

[Perry]

Scott Morrison. Australian Prime Minister.

Thanks. I will look up what it's all about.