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Offline madliz

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Re: This weeks joke
« on: August 17, 2014, 15:54 »
What's the difference between Mark Knopfler and Cliff Richard?
One's in Dire Straits. The other's in Deep Shit. Allegedly of course!

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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2014, 05:33 »
I reckon Cliff's been deep in shit before now!
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Re: Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2014, 01:11 »
It's only fair that Oz looses it's favorite son so should the poms ;D
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Re: Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2014, 04:34 »
Probably not the right place to post this..... :laugh:

whose bike is that? Obviously a ton of time, money, and energy went into it, looks like a Series 2 1200 TS?
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Re: Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2014, 06:58 »
It's a Cropredy Liberator Jota.
Cropredy was a UK Laverda shop and offered this back in the day.
As well as the cosmetic differences I think the engine was a bit hotter.
(36mm carbs and porting come to mind)
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Re: Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2014, 07:16 »
Yep, I drink a fair bit.

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Re: Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2014, 07:27 »
You must be permanently pissed then ;D

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Re: Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2014, 08:06 »
Not ANOTHER reference to Ozzie football???
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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2014, 09:07 »
 ;D
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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2014, 09:21 »
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Not ANOTHER reference to Ozzie football???
No Grant, the game they play in Heaven, Rugby Union.

Ritchie McCaw, All Blacks captain.

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Re: Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2014, 09:33 »
No Grant, the game they play in Heaven, Rugby Union.

Ritchie McCaw, All Blacks captain.

As in Gavin Hastings, Grigor Townsend, Finlay Calder, Andy Irvine, Ian McGeechan and many more great Scottish players of the game they play in heaven.  Funnily enough, not one Pacific Islander in the list..

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Re: Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2014, 09:58 »
Rugby is a game played by men with oddly shaped balls.
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Re: Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2014, 10:06 »
Pffffttt,soccer.
I could play that with one hand tied behind my back.
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Re: Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2014, 10:46 »
Pffffttt,soccer.
I could play that with one hand tied behind my back.
I will
Sure but you'd have to throw yourself on the ground and writhe around in pain to get the penalty..
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Re: Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2014, 11:10 »
Rugby is a game played by men with oddly shaped balls.

how do you know, are they playing naked?

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