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Offline Rufustbear

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Re: This week's joke
« on: October 27, 2011, 12:08 »
How come it says  This weeks joke  started by Henry ? Rufustbear.
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Re: This week's joke
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2011, 12:14 »
Drikko,

That's great - I go to the bakery each morning when up there for boat show each year, best sangas and the spinach and feta pastries are good too.  There's a little Maori chick there that remembers us each year and always has a smile and a laugh

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Re: This week's joke
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2011, 12:38 »
You mean the Sanctuary Cove boat show! I'm there most years too. FFS lets get a beer together there next year!
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Re: This week's joke
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2011, 13:08 »
How come it says  This weeks joke  started by Henry ? Rufustbear.

Because Brad had to split the thread as it had become too big... Maybe now it's got more oomph behind the forum it could be pasted together again?

Here's the message where Brad explains it: http://www.laverdaforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=82878.msg173989#msg173989

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Re: This week's joke
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2011, 13:15 »
Who GAF about who started it!!

bit of a fixer upper here, lick 'o paint and it'll be as good as new!!  ;D ;D

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/voltswaggon- ... 3f0f06740b

I mean, why would you bother advertising that! I asked the seller if he would be proving a road worthy certificate, he kinda said fuck off....
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Re: This week's joke
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2011, 17:08 »

In a recent survey in a womens mag it was discovered that 1 in 3 women are as stupid as the other 2  :D

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Re: This week's joke
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2011, 17:13 »
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Re: This week's joke
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2011, 22:50 »

i just noticed that apparently i started this thread, which i didn't - don't you admins think the right oke should be getting the credit for this?


How come it says  This weeks joke  started by Henry ? Rufustbear.

i already pointed this out! 'snot my thread


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Re: This week's joke
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2011, 22:52 »
How come it says  This weeks joke  started by Henry ? Rufustbear.

Because Brad had to split the thread as it had become too big... Maybe now it's got more oomph behind the forum it could be pasted together again?

Here's the message where Brad explains it: http://www.laverdaforum.com/forum/index.php?topic=82878.msg173989#msg173989

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how do we find the first part, then??

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Re: This week's joke
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2011, 23:01 »
Quote
how do we find the first part, then??

http://www.laverdaforum.com/forum/index.php/topic,80241.0.html

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Re: This week's joke
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2011, 07:31 »
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A ‘heads up’ warning for all men who may beregular Builders Warehouse customers:

 

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Here’s how the scam works:

 

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Also October 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th,9th, 12th, 15th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcomingweekend.


 

So tell your friends to be careful.

 

P.S. Mr Price has wallets on sale R25.99each

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Re: This week's joke
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2011, 09:40 »
ALZHEIMER'S OR PARKINSON'S.
Which one would you rather have?


   PARKINSON'S of course!


Better to spill half your drink.....

than forget where the fuck you put it!
 
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Re: This week's joke
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2011, 10:02 »
how about some cold pizza to go along with the spilled beer!
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Re: This week's joke
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2011, 15:41 »
Apart from 'fuck off' I didn't understand a word of that! :o :o

Why don't these people learn english?

Ducking for cover  :o :o :o :o
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Re: This week's joke
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2011, 19:36 »
Fuck off :D


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