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This weeks joke
« on: September 20, 2010, 09:45 »
Is it worth starting again  ???
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2010, 09:55 »
Mate, it was the most popular thread, silly if ya didn't
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2010, 10:17 »
How many techies does it take to clear a forum??

TWO  ;D ;D ;D


On the matter of reviving "Joke of the Week", it would be rude not to  8)

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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2010, 10:22 »
That one made me spit my tea out over the computer screen!!! Funnyist thing I've heard all day ;D ;D
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2010, 10:24 »
best clean joke I have seen for years

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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2010, 10:26 »
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That one made me spit my tea out over the computer screen!!!


Shit Rob, who are you going to get to fix it now???  ::) ::)

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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2010, 10:44 »
HankyLaverda cleaning cloth at hand, was able to clean it ;D   Did I say Hanky? that's abit 120  ;D
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2010, 10:46 »
Rufus,

You beat me to it, but since you started the original one I guess I'm fine with that and don't need to remove this post :D :D :D

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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2010, 12:05 »
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2010, 12:06 »
Chating up this bird last,after 10mins she says iam a lesbian i said i dont care what part of Lebanan you come from your all right by me lass  ::)


     Sorry no spell check ???
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2010, 12:17 »
A rabbit goes into a bar and asks the barman "have you got any carrots?"
the barman replies "can't you see, this is a bar - we have beer, wine and spirits, but no carrots"
"Awww" said the rabbit and ran out

Next day, the rabbit returned to the bar and said "have you got any carrots?"
the barman replies "I told you yesterday, this is a bar - we have beer, wine and spirits, but no carrots. If you don't clear off, I'll nail your ears to the counter"
"Awww" said the rabbit, grabbing his ears running out of the bar

Next day, the rabbit returned to the bar and said "have you got any nails?"
"NO!!" Said the barman.
"Good" said the rabbit "so, have you got any carrots?"

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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2010, 13:16 »

 What has two legs and bleeds?




































Half a dog. 



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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2010, 13:25 »
Keith,

yellow card for wasting space  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Please limit carriage returns to a maximum of three  ;D ;D

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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2010, 13:35 »
HE MUST PAY
 
 
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Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2010, 13:41 »
 :)There were times, when gay people were happy, queer people were distinctly odd, and only Generals had aides.
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