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Offline Shajota

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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #750 on: March 25, 2020, 23:00 »
I know we're inundated with these but thought this was funny...……………
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #751 on: March 26, 2020, 02:58 »
Only The Cure could write a song like: Bananafishbones .............. errr, another round of tabs boys?

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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #752 on: March 26, 2020, 08:01 »
Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the USA and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’, takes one and jumps.
Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. He takes one and jumps.
The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ He takes one and jumps.
Angela said to the ten year old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting."
The 10 year old replied: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the USA took my school bag."
😂😂😂😂😂

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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #753 on: March 26, 2020, 09:19 »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #754 on: March 26, 2020, 11:23 »
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #755 on: March 26, 2020, 22:53 »
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #756 on: March 27, 2020, 01:02 »
I think you’ll be the lone butt at that concert Jim!
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #757 on: March 27, 2020, 04:26 »
 ;D
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #758 on: March 27, 2020, 07:58 »
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What ... leave it standard??!!

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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #759 on: March 27, 2020, 09:07 »

Needed no time to consider the options.
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #760 on: March 27, 2020, 09:42 »
Coronavirus self isolation!
Lady on the TV just now belly aching that she hasn't seen her identical twin for a week due to self-isolation. Why doesn't she just look in the mirror?
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #761 on: March 27, 2020, 09:49 »


     That's nothing, l put the bins out last night and got a round of applause from the neighbours
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Offline Laverdalothar

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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #762 on: March 27, 2020, 11:31 »
Hope you sing as well as this garbage man...:


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Offline Shajota

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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #763 on: March 28, 2020, 00:34 »
Looks like many will have to try new careers...……….
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #764 on: March 28, 2020, 02:05 »
Todays joke is Queensland Australia.
The state is in lockdown and we are told to stay home, avoid crowds and not travel unless it is essential.
BUT
Today it is mandatory to go and vote for all Local Governments in the State.
3 Million Queenslanders are being told to vote or they will get a fine if they don't.

For the life of me I will never understand a politicians perspective ::)
« Last Edit: March 28, 2020, 02:10 by 81Lav »
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