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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #600 on: April 05, 2019, 22:23 »
 :o Good grief. I so want a 5’ poster of that.
The initial attraction to motorcycling inflicts people for various reasons and at different stages in their lives. But once someone experiences the elation of riding a motorcycle there’s no denying the nearly spiritual effect it has.

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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #601 on: April 06, 2019, 02:52 »
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #602 on: April 06, 2019, 07:22 »
Voted BEST JOKE IN IRELAND

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me life, between the legs of me wife !"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
 
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best
toast of the night."
She said,
"Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
 
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church
Beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
 
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
 
She said,
"Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
he's only been in there twice in the last four years. "Once I had to pull him
by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #603 on: May 06, 2019, 12:14 »
BIOLOGY EXAM:
This is straight from Scotland. Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk'.
The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages, however, he wrote:-
1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck.
Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A+.
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #604 on: May 16, 2019, 15:11 »
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #605 on: May 18, 2019, 06:50 »
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #606 on: May 18, 2019, 08:41 »
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #607 on: May 18, 2019, 15:11 »
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How true that is after tonights results!
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #608 on: May 19, 2019, 00:08 »
Oh well, the old hip pocket wins out :(
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Re: This weeks joke
« Reply #609 on: May 19, 2019, 04:15 »
Oh well, the old hip pocket wins out :(

Refer: Reply 606. Same rule applies to whoever would have got in.
For those non Australians, we had our National Political Election yesterday.  ::)
The initial attraction to motorcycling inflicts people for various reasons and at different stages in their lives. But once someone experiences the elation of riding a motorcycle there’s no denying the nearly spiritual effect it has.